Disposable briefs are a luxury. Or maybe they are a necessity in this day and age. Once upon a time, if you were fifty, you might already be stored on the front porch in a rocking chair. But now sixty is the new forty, and so you have to be able to do things like hang out and keep up with your friends. You don’t get to retire from life just yet, so get out there and join that bowling team. There is no excuse now that adult briefs are everywhere.